When Andy met Sandy…collective stories from group S4A

Version 1:

Andy was ugly and he had three hands. He was from Romania and he was a bit satanic. Sandy was a beautiful girl, too beautiful for Andy, who was very ugly. They met at a junk yard for the first time.

The meeting was weird. They went home because they were brothers. He said that she was very cute but she was too young for him.

She ended up calling him a racist! Sandy ran out the bar screaming and left Andy crying.

From that moment, Andy never discriminated girls again.

Version 2:

Andy was a nerd. Sandy was like a fat granny. They met in a night club. They went inside and danced all night for money. He went to her and said:

“Hi there, chick!”

“I’m not a chick! I’m a human!” Sandy replied.

Next step in the story… they exploded in a million pieces!

Andy left the club because he was very angry.

Version 3:

Andy was Santa Claus and the IRS came and took his house and now he became homeless in the desert. Sandy was a piece of ground with fourteen eyes and seventeen heads. She looked like a man.

Andy and Sandy met at a party and it was the worst meeting in the world. When they met, they started crying to each other.

He said that she was ugly and that she smelled really bad.

They went to a restaurant and had lunch together.

After that, they ran home and watched TV.

Version 4:

Andy was a rock star from the USA. He was tall and seemed like the coolest boy in the world. Sandy was a Romanian girl who liked listening to bad music and who ate seeds every second. She was very stinky.

They met in the middle of the desert when Andy was eating sand from Russia.

Their meeting didn’t go very well because Andy had some stomach problems. He didn’t say anything. He was too angry. She cussed and then he kissed her.

Finally, they got married and lived together for the rest of their lives.

Version 5:

Andy was a homeless guy who was addicted to drugs. Sandy didn’t have an honorable job and she loved Justin Bieber.

They met in the lady’s bathroom in the mall. Andy was there because the men’s bathroom was full.

Their meeting went very bad. Sandy threw water at Andy and he pulled out a cake out of her dress.

He said ” I’m ugly, you’re ugly…let’s be together!”

She told him that she didn’t like men. They had a fight but eventually got married.

Fiecare a avut de scris cate 1-2 propozitii, iar copiii nu au putut vedea ce au scris colegii lor, de aceea povestile au iesit atat de… “deosebit”:)

Despre povesti grozave si povestitori pe masura

Scurt chestionar:

Intrebarea 1: Ce fel de pantof si-a pierdut Cenusareasa cand a fugit de la bal?

Intrebarea 2: Cum calculam aria cercului?

Intrebarea 3: Cu cine s-a intalnit Scufita Rosie in padure in drum spre casa bunicii?

Intrebarea 4: Care este radicalul lui 225?

Daca ati fost siguri pe raspunsurile dumneavoastra la intrebarile 1 si 3 si ati ezitat la la 2 si 4, inseamna ca povestile copilariei nu v-au parasit memoria, in ciuda faptului ca nu le-ati mai repetat de ani buni. Formulele matematice se mai uita, chiar daca am lucrat cu ele de nenumarate ori in scoala. Imaginea rochiei Cenusaresei si a cosului cu bunatati al Scufitei Rosii pentru bunica sunt imprimate in mintea noastra inca din copilarie.

Povestile grozave fac o promisiune: promit un final fericit, o salvare sau o scurtatura. E suficient sa auzim o poveste grozava o singura data si am si retinut-o. Cei trei purcelusi, Punguta cu doi bani, Alba ca Zapada si cei sapte pitici sunt doar cateva dintre basmele pe care le putem spune si asculta la infinit fara urma de plictiseala.

Copiii vor cere sa li se spuna aceeasi poveste de doua sau trei ori intr-o singura seara, nu neaparat pentru ca vor sa amane ora de culcare, ci pentru ca vor sa simta ca au puterea de a spune ce urmeaza in poveste. Lor le place sa va ajute si sa va completeze in timp ce le spuneti povestea. O poveste buna este completata de teatralitatea povestitorului. Povestitorul este cel care da suflet povestii si care poate sa-si puna amprenta personala asupra sa.

A fi povestitor a ajuns sa fie o profesie in unele tari. Jan Blake este un exemplu de maestru in acest domeniu. Ea a imbinat o poveste buna cu o punere in scena si mai buna. Urmatorul filmulet nu mai are nevoie de niciun comentariu:

Cand le veti spune celor mici o poveste, intrati in pielea fiecarui personaj. Cu siguranta, veti deveni povestitorul preferat al celor mici daca imbinati o poveste grozava cu o interpretare pe masura. Cine stie? Poate cu tehnica potrivita, puteti face o poveste grozava explicand de ce radicalul lui 225 este 15 si de ce aria cercului este 

Pana la stapanirea acelei tehnici, mult spor in teatralizarea Scufitei Rosii si a altor povesti nemuritoare!